Argos (pictured here after conquering her mortal enemy, toilet paper) is living with doctoral student Ben while her Owner is occupied on some sort of long voyage. It has been eleven years since Owner left, and Ben says that it will be nine more years before O. returns — one wonders whether she’ll recognize him by then, but we’ll see.
In the meantime, Argos loves peanut butter, chasing sticks in the yard, eating grass, and belly rubs.