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There are 4 comments on Weekly COVID Compliance Report: November 13

  1. What about the outside contractors we see on campus every weekday doing indoor renovations on elevators, etc. inside campus buildings, some of who come from outside MA (like NH, according to their vehicle license plates), and are not always wearing masks and social distancing when they’re inside, especially when they take indoor breaks chatting away in a room with the door open and students/staff walking by clearly seeing them not wearing masks and social distancing?

    1. Guidance: When students get home, they must immediately crawl under their bed. They must hold their breath and may not exhale for 7 days. If they survive, they must carefully emerge give thanks (for public health authorities) and breathe only shallowly for the remainder of their stay at home. Reports of all personal contacts and impure thoughts must be made daily. When they return to campus, they must repeat this same procedure. Failure to comply with this guidance may result in punishment including, without limitation, solitary confinement, starvation rations, re-education training and/or loss of wi-fi privileges. No tuition refunds will be given. Thank you for your cooperation.

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