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will back me up when I say this, I know that American engineers and
American know-how and materiel will be here, here in Southeast Asia,
and they'll build a whole system of highways, a whole network of new
roads all across this brave little nation, so the villagers of South Vietnam
can move into the twentieth century, along with their allies in the rest
of the free world, where they so rightly belong.
"And not long after that, Marvin, not very many long years after that,
do you know what they're going to have here in the provinces of Viet–
nam? Do you know what I guarantee they're going to have, Marvin?"
"What's that, sir?"
"Cars."
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And This Little Piggie ••• Gone!
AUCKLAND, New Zealand (Reuters)-The little toe is on the way out
because of tight shoes. Dr. S. R. Bob, an American foot specialist, told a New
Zealand conference that in 10,000 years man will have only four toes on each foot.
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Man Denies His Death
WORKINGHAM, England (UPI)-After the local newspaper ran an obi–
tuary on James White, a councilor, Mr. White telephoned the Town Clerk and
said, "I may have been in the hospital for 13 weeks - but I'm a long way from
dying."
First Quarter
Camera One
"Stop! Stop this vehicle!" the sergeant shouts. "STOP THIS
VEHICLE!"
Edith squeals the car's wheels. The sergeant flies forward onto
the back of my seat and neck. The squeal then yields to a whine. A
loud whistling scream.
"Hit the dirt!" the sergeant shouts toward the roof of the car.
"Take cover. Incoming!"
He reaches over my shoulder and throws open the door. "Take
cover !"
BOOOMP!!!
Trees crack on our left as splinters and spectral bits of fire fly
by.
"Incoming! Take Cover!" the sergeant yells, as if he were