"We went to this theater 2 seconds ago and it smelt like raw eggs. The movie experience was absolutely horrible. The seats were ripped and tattered and the sound system sucked so much. The food was the worst part. They gave us Katie's leftover burger from ages ago and Janani's leftover BEYOND burger. The milkshake tasted like dried up vomit. We will never come again. ★☆☆☆☆" ~sourcandy

"My friend Mary and I went to this gorgeous theater last week. The service was great but the people who ran it were really bad and rude. The manager, Katie was really mean to me. She stole my epipen and stepped on my big toe, like really big. Then, Mary decided to find Janani and call the police. Janani thinks she's an angel which is not true and Mary got really mad. So I ran away and will maybe come again. ★★★☆☆" ~kirsten:not:kristen

"Their theater is really magnificent. Both of the poeple who run it are literal gods from heaven. The movies were great and the seats were super relaxing. The food was top tier. The burger and fries really hit the spot. The bathroom was super clean and neat. We love this place! Definitely reccomend coming here to watch your next movie! ★★★★★★★★★★" ~definitely_not_katie

"I went to this theater with my marvelous elephant named Chad III. He was very hungry and tried to eat up the whole theater. I supported him and his diet but the stupid owners didn't let him eat the theater. I got really mad at them and decided to sue them. With help from my friend Ashley, the BEST LAWYER IN THE WORLD, I was sucessfully able to sue the owners and buy a huge forest for my precious little gem, Chaddy. Definitely DO NOT recommend coming here. It was the worst experience ever. Thank you and bye. ☆☆☆☆☆" ~sofacouch

"It was the last day of 200th grade and it was an amazing day to watch movies. As I walked so gracefully with my legs, I found this amazing building called "Artemis Theater." As I walked in, I felt like I was being welcomed by angels. I was in a world of heaven. Every single atom in that building was divine. The service was so fancy. We got french fries made with gold and hamburgers with ruby patties. The movies were so entertaining and watching them brought tears to my eyes. The owners were literal angels and so amazing. I'm blessed that I got to see them once in this lifetime. Totally love this place, definitely recommend for you to come and embrace this atmosphere ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★" ~boba-tea