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Senior
Brunch
It's Friday morning live, and Jon Westling's in fine form By Hope Green The year is 2199; the place, Metcalf Hall. At least it looks like Metcalf
Hall. Hundreds of young humans, unwitting cogs in the machinery of an evil artificial-intelligence
network, smile innocently at one another across flowered tablecloths and platters
of sausage and frittata. The mood is festive on this spring morning: the diners
are under the delusion that it is actually the year 2000 and that they will soon
graduate from a major university. Then a man called Neo -- who bears a striking resemblance to BU President Jon
Westling -- strides to the podium, reveals the shocking truth, and promises to
save the day. Keanu Reeves, eat your heart out. "After graduation, the liberation begins," Westling joked from behind a pair
of Ray-Bans at the May 5 Senior Brunch, drawing waves of laughter as doctored
images from the 1999 science-fiction blockbuster The Matrix flashed on a screen.
A picture of Westling's face was superimposed onto the body of a caped Reeves,
who stars as the savior-protagonist Neo in the real film. "Of course," the president added, "we will have to maintain the illusion just
a little bit longer, but just wait until May 21. I'll keep the provost busy --
you make a break for it." More than 2,000 guests attended the annual brunch, an occasion for seniors
to catch their breath, celebrate accomplishments, and be entertained as they prepare,
mentally and logistically, for Commencement day. They enjoyed Westling's humble
confessions, such as BU's failure to "convince the Big Dig honchos to put Commonwealth
Avenue underground" and its ill-advised investment in a new e-business called
silber.com. "For reasons still very puzzling to us," Westling said, "there just seems to
be a lot less of a market for 'Dr. John's Love Life' than we had thought." Westling's remarks followed another lighthearted welcome from Jack Parker (SMG'68,
HON'97), assistant athletic director and head hockey coach, and recognition of
seniors for outstanding academic achievement, leadership, and athletic skill.
Norman Johnson, vice president and dean of students, presented the University
Community Service Award to Evonne Noble (CAS'00), who has performed more than
1,000 hours of volunteer work during her college career. Noble's deepest involvement has been with Volunteers for Citizenship, a program
that teaches immigrants to read and speak English. She plans to join the Peace
Corps in Africa after graduating with a major in mathematics and philosophy. Westling disclosed that writer Tom Wolfe will deliver the keynote Commencement
address and announced the Baccalaureate speaker: Ruth Simmons, president of Smith
College and the first African-American president of a "seven sisters" college.
Honorary degree recipients will be actress Olympia Dukakis (SAR'53, SFA'57), Boston
developer Norman Leventhal, and Guy Santagate, city manager of Chelsea. The seniors responded with a standing ovation when Westling recognized Travis
Roy (COM'00), who persevered with his education after a devastating hockey accident.
In October 1995, the promising athlete cracked a vertebra in his neck 11 seconds
into his first game with the Terriers and was instantly paralyzed. He returned
to the University in a wheelchair after months of treatment, and coauthored a
book about his experience, Eleven Seconds: A Story of Tragedy, Courage, and Triumph.
Roy, said Westling, "has proven so much larger, so much stronger, than his
misfortune."
In his concluding remarks, Westling admitted to having a "particular fondness"
for this group of seniors, who were freshmen when he began his presidency in the
fall of 1996. "We're proud that you have spent your undergraduate years at Boston
University," he said. "We hope you appreciate how you have changed here, and also
how much a part of our lives you will always remain."
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