RONALD HAYMAN
        
        
          sees the
        
        
          
            buccaneer
          
        
        
          or the
        
        
          
            freebooter
          
        
        
          Saninus to be sure and tell him:
        
        
          'Monseigneur, we thank you for your advice. Nothing does so much
        
        
          good as prison. Our son-in-law proves it. He is unrecognizable since
        
        
          he has been there. Oh, what wise advice you give, Monseigneur. Oh,
        
        
          what a great man you are, Monseigneur.'
        
        
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          Sade now found himself wanting to construct a mirror that would
        
        
          throw back a reproachful image of contemporary absurdities.
        
        
          If
        
        
          his
        
        
          opinions counted for nothing in the world outside the cell, what he
        
        
          needed was an alternative reality, a literary space, where he would be
        
        
          omnipotent. Tired of being the system's victim, he appointed himself
        
        
          its ribald judge.
        
        
          Apart from his letters, his first important work was an atheistic
        
        
          credo,
        
        
          
            Dialogue entre un pretre et un moribund,
          
        
        
          which he completed
        
        
          on 12 July 1782. Paradox had become Sade's favorite plaything.
        
        
          If
        
        
          there
        
        
          was no circuit of communication by which he could prove his inno–
        
        
          cence, at least he could have fun by short-circuiting the line of argu–
        
        
          ment.
        
        
          That he found relief by writing is unremarkable.
        
        
          
            In
          
        
        
          his situation,
        
        
          nothing could have been more natural than the urge to pour words
        
        
          over every available scrap of paper. But if what he wrote had not been
        
        
          important, it would not be disturbing 200 years later. He did not
        
        
          choose
        
        
          to
        
        
          turn his attention inwards: he had no option. His achieve–
        
        
          ment is that before the Romantic movement had been launched, he
        
        
          succeeded in making solipsism look like omniscience.
        
        
          His
        
        
          
            Dialogue
          
        
        
          is the story of a death-bed conversion, but it is the
        
        
          priest who is converted. When the dying man is asked whether he
        
        
          regrets the sins to which human frailty has led him, he says it was
        
        
          religion that led him into sin, by teaching him to resist the desires that
        
        
          nature had implanted.
        
        
          If
        
        
          only he had had the good sense to ack–
        
        
          nowledge Nature's omnipotence, he would have yielded to them
        
        
          completely, and had a more enjoyable life.
        
        
          The priest is unable to explain why God, after creating a corrupted
        
        
          nature, should have wanted to test humanity by giving it freedom of
        
        
          choi e. He must have been able to see into the future, and if he wanted
        
        
          us to resist temptation, why did he choose not to make us stronger? As
        
        
          it is, we are all driven by irresistible forces, victims of our own
        
        
          inclinations. Our virtues and our vices are equally necessary to Nature,
        
        
          who skillfully holds the balance between them. The best incentive to
        
        
          virtuous behavior is not intimidation but reason. Ethics depend
        
        
          entirely on the principle of trying to make other people as happy as we
        
        
          wish
        
        
          to
        
        
          be ourselves. The dying man would therefore like to make the