P.,lR'TISAN REViEW
Out our way, at the churches which were attended by
people who lived in bungalows they owned themselves-except
for the mortgage-or two-story houses they rented, t!1ere was
a woman revivalist, somewhat more moderate than the Billy
Sunday kind. She preached the four-square gospel, which took
people's minds off their mortgages and high taxes and turned
them toward God, and in this way God did a favor for Elmer
Jackson and his crowd, so their money which was helping to
pay for the Evangelists was not wasted.
Uptown where the rich people lived, in a building which
was a high-class hotel until the depression made it close up, a
man named Mr. Peasner started what he called the College of
King Arthur.
It
was for Nordics only, and was based on Mr.
Peasner's knowledge of the Sanskrit language, and his pituitary
gland, and on God.
Once, long ago, Mr. Peasner said, when we were squirm–
ing lizards in cosmic mud we were just squirming lizards. But
as the lizards developed into Nordics their tails changed into
pituitary glands, and those Nordics who were very highly
developed had, at the end of their pituitary glands a rad io eye.
Mr. · Peasner was one of those at the end of whose pituitary
gland a radio eye had developed. Anyone who possessed this
radio eye was very close to God. He could talk with the dead,
to people from the lost Atlantis, and other dead. Well, almost
allY Nordic with a pituitary gland might be able to talk with
the dead in general, but only one with the radio eye could talk
to the dead who had graduated to the realms of Higher
Frequency. Mr. Peasner could talk with the dead who had gone
to realms of Higher Frequency. They talked to him in Sanskrit.
His secretary could understand Sanskrit when Mr. Peasner
spoke it to him, while communing with the dead, but he could
not speak it, nor write it. So Mr. Peasner talked in Sanskrit
to his secretary, who wOllld take down the messages in plain
English.
Now the dead who had gone to realms of Higher
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