DaD jOkEs

Why did Adele cross the road?

I dunno, why?

To say... HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEE

I want to tell you a joke about animals

Okay, tell it then

It's irrELEPHANT tho

Leave, one, two, three. There are three doors for you to leave. Pick one and get out

What did the couch say to the other couch?

We are SOFA apart

That was my line -_-

Why doesn't keyboards have time to sleep?

Have a feeling you will tell me anyways

Because they have 2 SHIFTS

Called it

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

WAIT LET ME GUESS THIS

A...

I SAID I CAN ANSWER THIS

A depresso

Go away and have fun having no friends

Knock knock

...

You are suppose to say "who's there"

It's open

What is the color of a burger?

Lowkey scared you don't know this already

BURGER-dy

Why aren't koalas considered bears?

I don't even care anymore

Because they don't have the KOALA-fications

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Shuddup

Because it was SODA pressing

What are people who does Karate favorite drink?

Not even listening at this point

Kara-TEA

What do you call a fake noodle?

Legit everyone knows this

An imPASTA

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

If you won't leave, I will

An INVESTIGATOR

I have a paper joke

Why did I even come here?

It's TEARable tho

It is

What does a house wear?

Paint

A DRESS

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Go away

You POKE-EM-ON

I'm leaving, I can't take anymore jokes