This website was made in a Universe where Kumi is somehow an Asguardian and Asguardians are good with technology and don't set toasters on fire.
Asguardians in this "civilized" Universe:
- Don't murder innocent coffee cups to order another cup of coffee.
- Don't obsess over Pop tarts as much.
- Try not to destroy half of New York City, on a mission to prove ourselves to the Allfather Odin.
- Don't get into fights with evil elves. (aka) Christopher Eccleston (aka) Malekith
- Love Loki because he is a cinnamon roll that is too pure, too precious for this world and must be protected at all costs.
- Don't fake death. Often.
- Don't tell Frost Giants that are unaware of their heritage that they are the monster parents tell their children about at night. (Don't even imply it)
- Respect Midguardians and don't tell them they're petty and tiny. They will tranquillize you.
- Don't steal research equipment with Darcy and Jane.
- Don't drive a scientist so mad that they go streaking at the Stonehenge.
- Don't touch Mjolnir. Let's face facts, you're simply not worthy.
- Don't even go near things that don't belong to you, (Mjolnir, Loki's sceptre, The Aether, Tesseract, Any Infinity Stones for that matter. *cough* Thanos *cough*)
