{"id":92,"date":"2011-05-18T15:38:18","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T19:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bu.edu\/236magazine\/?page_id=92"},"modified":"2011-05-18T15:38:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T19:38:18","slug":"ervin","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bu.edu\/236magazine\/past-issues\/issue2\/ervin\/","title":{"rendered":"Plays: David Ervin"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The Tree Thing<\/h2>\n<p>JOE, <em>30, stands next to a tree in a school yard. He holds a slip of paper.<br \/>\nA woman approaches him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Can I help you?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Hmm? No. I\u2019m just waiting.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Waiting?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yes.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN This is a school yard.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I know.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Are you a parent?<\/p>\n<p>JOE No. Well, yes, but my kid is two. She\u2019s not in school yet.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN So what are you waiting for?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Does it matter?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN I can\u2019t allow you to just hang out in a school yard.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Can\u2019t allow me? What are you, the principal?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Yes.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I\u2019m not hurting anything. I\u2019m here for an appointment.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Well, you\u2019ll have to call your appointment and tell them<br \/>\nyou\u2019ll meet up at some other time.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I\u2019m not a child molester or anything.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Good day, sir.<\/p>\n<p>JOE No, you see, I\u2019m waiting to see if someone else will show up.<br \/>\nFor the tree.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Excuse me?<\/p>\n<p>JOE The tree. I went here when I was a kid\u2014k through fifth. In third grade,<br \/>\nMs. Johnson\u2019s class, we planted this tree.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Uh-huh.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yeah\u2014we, uh, got this slip of paper. See? (<em>He hands it to her.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN (<em>reads<\/em>) We plant this tree with little hands<br \/>\nLittle women little men<br \/>\nIn twenty years the seeds we\u2019ve sewn<br \/>\nWill have blossomed, will have grown<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll meet again on this same day,<br \/>\nAt this same time in this same way<br \/>\nIn twenty years beneath this tree<br \/>\nHow much we\u2019ve grown we all shall see.<br \/>\n(<em>To<\/em> JOE)That\u2019s sweet.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yeah, so\u2014what time is it, 3:05? I\u2019m a little late. You think everyone<br \/>\nelse left?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN You\u2019ve kept that paper all these years?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yeah. (<em>Beat<\/em>) Who\u2019m I kidding? I\u2019m thirty years old. Everyone else<br \/>\nin Ms. Johnson\u2019s class is thirty years old. They\u2019ve got better things<br \/>\nto do with their time.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN I knew Ms. Johnson.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Oh, yeah?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN She became Mrs. Gray. Retired about five years ago.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Really?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN She did this with her class every year.<\/p>\n<p>JOE What, the tree thing?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Yeah. That one there\u2014class of \u201994. That one\u2014class of \u201991.<br \/>\nThat one over there\u2014\u201988.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I don\u2019t see one over there.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN That\u2019s because it\u2019s a Walgreens.<\/p>\n<p>JOE That\u2019s sad. Well, maybe I\u2019ve got the wrong tree.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN There\u2019s no one else here. In fact, I don\u2019t think anyone\u2019s ever actually<br \/>\ncome back to see their tree.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Seriously?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Most people lose the slip of paper after twenty years. Or forget. Or don\u2019t care.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n<p>JOE That\u2019s pessimistic.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Look how small it is. I mean, it\u2019s not tiny\u2014but I expected it to be a lot<br \/>\nbigger. Maybe this is the wrong tree.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN She put a little plaques next to them. (<em>Kneels down and digs a little with<br \/>\nher hands.<\/em>) There.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Nineteen eighty-five. This is the tree. There were twenty-four of us in that<br \/>\nclass. (<em>Looks around<\/em>) Thought it\u2019d be bigger.<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN It\u2019s a nice tree, Joe.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I guess. (<em>Beat<\/em>) Did you just call me Joe?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN No.<\/p>\n<p>JOE How do you know my name? (<em>Beat; he looks closer<\/em>) Amber Sullivan?<\/p>\n<p>WOMAN Yes.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I sat across from you.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER You used to kick my shins under the table.<\/p>\n<p>JOE You came. I can\u2019t believe you came. You\u2019re the principal? Wow.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I\u2019m not the principal.<\/p>\n<p>JOE You lied?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I wanted to make sure you weren\u2019t a child molester.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I\u2019m not. (<em>Beat<\/em>) I lied, too. I don\u2019t have a daughter.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Why would you lie about that?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER So where do you live now?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Chicago.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Chicago?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yeah. Where do you live?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Right across the street. I lived next door to Mrs. Gray. Ms. Johnson.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Lived?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER She passed away last year. (<em>Beat<\/em>) So you came all the way from Chicago<br \/>\njust to see the tree?<\/p>\n<p>JOE No, no. Family reunion\u2014you know.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Uh-huh.<\/p>\n<p>JOE So are you married?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Divorced. You?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Bachelor.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER What do you do?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Accounting. I\u2019m an accountant.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Cool.<\/p>\n<p>JOE No it\u2019s not. What do you do?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Bank. Customer service rep.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Oh, that\u2019s\u2014<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Terrible.<\/p>\n<p>JOE You look great. I hardly recognized you.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I was an ugly kid.<\/p>\n<p>JOE No, I didn\u2019t mean\u2014<\/p>\n<p>AMBER It\u2019s okay, I was. You look good, too.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I got fat.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER No, you look nice. (<em>Beat<\/em>) If you didn\u2019t recognize me I wasn\u2019t going to fess up.<br \/>\nTo coming to this.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Why not?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I don\u2019t know. It\u2019s kind of embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>JOE You think you\u2019re embarrassed? You crossed the street for this thing. I flew<br \/>\nin from Chicago.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Well, it\u2019s nice to see you. (<em>She reaches in her pocket and pulls out the paper.<\/em>)<br \/>\nI still have my slip, too. What a terrible poem, huh?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I actually wrote it.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Really?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I thought it was pretty good for a third-grader, but\u2014<\/p>\n<p>AMBER So you were a poet?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Once upon a time.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Hey\u2014once a poet always a poet, huh?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I used to write, too. When I was a kid. No idea when I stopped. Or why.<\/p>\n<p>JOE This is depressing. Ms. Johnson had to know what she was doing.<br \/>\nThe only people who show up to stuff like this are the ones who haven\u2019t<br \/>\ndone much blossoming. If I\u2019m all grown up and happy and standing big and tall<br \/>\nlike a tree then why would I come all the way back to it twenty years later<br \/>\nto meet up with some kids I knew way back when? The ones who\u2019ve actually got<br \/>\nsomething to show for the last twenty years have better things to do than meet<br \/>\nunder a tree.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Wow. What do I say to that?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I\u2019m sorry. I didn\u2019t mean you\u2014but\u2014<\/p>\n<p>AMBER No\u2014you\u2019re right. I mean, when I was nine years old I stood here digging a little<br \/>\nhole, and twenty years later I\u2019ve moved exactly fifty yards to a little place<br \/>\nacross the street. Haven\u2019t stopped digging.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Didn\u2019t you think that thirty would feel a lot older?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I\u2019m still 29. I may never reach thirty.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Believe me, it\u2019s a relief when you do. Hearing the footsteps behind you can be<br \/>\nmore terrifying than the actual thing. But I don\u2019t feel grown-up, you know?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I thought by now I\u2019d have all the answers.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I thought by now I\u2019d have a family.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I thought by now I\u2019d have fallen in love.<\/p>\n<p>JOE I thought by now this damn tree would have been a lot bigger.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER How long are you in town, Joe?<\/p>\n<p>JOE Couple of days, a week\u2014forever.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER You don\u2019t know?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I lost my job last month. Since I lost my job I lost my apartment. My mind<br \/>\nis next on the list, right? I just wanna get out of the city. Start over.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Is that why you came back? To your old home? To this tree?<\/p>\n<p>JOE I don\u2019t know why I came.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER I do.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Oh yeah?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER So you could have coffee with me.<\/p>\n<p>JOE You think so?<\/p>\n<p>AMBER Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>JOE Maybe you\u2019re right.<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0(<em>They share a smile.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>AMBER But you have to promise me you won\u2019t kick my shins under the table.<\/p>\n<p>JOE It\u2019s a deal.<\/p>\n<p>AMBER It\u2019s a nice tree, Joe. It really is.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>They exit.<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>LIGHTS DOWN<\/p>\n<p>DAVID ERVIN is a playwright from Mansfield, Texas. He has recently received his M.A. in Creative Writing from Boston University. His work has been produced throughout Texas and in the Boston area.<\/p>\n<p><em>(c) copyright 2006, David Ervin; author retains all rights.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Tree Thing JOE, 30, stands next to a tree in a school yard. He holds a slip of paper. A woman approaches him. WOMAN Can I help you? JOE Hmm? No. I\u2019m just waiting. WOMAN Waiting? JOE Yes. WOMAN This is a school yard. JOE I know. WOMAN Are you a parent? 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