“Don’t listen to him,” Dermot mumbled to me.
“He’s just saying that. In fact, he likes people.
And the more he drinks, the more he loves everybody.”
“You’re a bunch of blockheads,” Danny scowled
at us. “And the Irish Americans are the worst.
They only come to hear ‘When Irish eyes are
smiling’ and to try real Guinness. That’s all
they care about.”
We were sitting in Polly Maggoo, an obscure
but cozy bar on the edge of the Latin Quarter
in Paris. I had come here after my meeting with
Teacher. It was exactly one week before our
next mission to London. Chuck, who arrived at
the bar earlier than I, was now drinking beer
and talking poilitics with two nice fellows
from Éire. As usual, as instructed, Chuck
and I pretended ignorance, and, in case of meeting
an informer, or somebody from British intelligence,
were ready to condemn terrorism and even support
Ian Paislay and his ilk.
The place was filling up and there was hardly
enough room at the bar to put down a mug or
a glass. We were at the table closest to the
toilet, almost under the poster of a woman with
the question Qui êtes-vous Polly Maggoo?
along the bottom edge. It was Maureen’s favorite
table. She liked this bar, though she didn’t
come here as often as Chuck and I did. And she
knew Kieran, the bartender. I had told her that
we should spend this evening together, but she
refused. After my last trip to England she became
strange. For the first time she didn’t want
me to stay in her place overnight. I even thought
she had found somebody. This was Paris, after
all, and there were a lot of men around.
And alien tears will
fill for him
Pity’s long broken urn
For his mourners will be outcast men
And outcasts always mourn.
“Have you already been to Père Lachaise?”
asked Chuck, quoting the inscription on Oscar
Wilde’s tomb.
“At the stroke of midnight,” said Dermot.
“But the cemetery closes before then,” I remarked.
“We had to hide in a sepulcher,” explained
Dermot. “This one even wept,” he pointed at
his companion.
“Was he so touched?”
“Not at all. He cried because he couldn’t drink
anymore, and we still had a bottle of whisky.”
“Rubbish,” Danny was indignant. “The most we
had was a half bottle.”
Dense clouds of smoke made it difficult to
make out the features of the people sitting
around us. At unvarnished oak tables thousands
of words jostled each other in the clamour of
clinking mugs, high-pitched laughter, the hiss
of drowing cigarette butts.
I thought that Danny and Dermot would be perfect
students for Teach. One day he would be lecturing
people like me and them somewhere at an Irish
university, maybe even at Trinity College, teaching
history, and the lecture hall would be full
of real students.
I was also thinking about his tale of O’Donovan.
Teacher used our meetings as an opportunity
to talk about Éire, but I never knew
whether he was trying to strengthen our resolve
by stressing our ties to the glorious past and
heroic dead, or if his talking on this subject
was a part of his character.
“No matter what you say,” retorted Chuck. “Jacob
Epstein wouldn’t have honored you with a monument.”
“Who was Epstein?” asked Danny.
“He probably meant Einstein,” corrected Dermot.
“The theory of quality!” said Danny triumphantly.
“Relativity! Donkey!” Dermot corrected him
again.
“What did they teach you in school?” wondered
Chuck.
“And what are they supposed to teach us?” Danny
was still aggressive.
“You don’t even know who Benvenuto Cellini
was.”
“You mentioned Einstein, not…”
“It’s not important who I was talking about,”
Chuck interrupted him.
“There’s nothing to argue about,” I offered
peacefully.
“Don’t imply that we’re fools because you might
regret it,” Danny warned Chuck.
“Maybe he never heard of the fellow you mentioned,
but he could have told you about General Maxwell,”
Dermot hadn’t finished yet.
“Who was General Maxwell?” now Chuck was surprised.
“And he told us his grandparents came from
Ireland,” Danny mocked him.
“Let’s not talk about it,” I still tried to
change the direction of our discussion. “American
schools are not much better, if at all.”
“You came straight from the States?” Dermot
swallowed the bait.
“We’re on our way to Normandy,” Chuck evaded
the question.
“Are you going to Ireland?” asked Dermot. “There’s
a ferry from Cherbourg.”
“Maybe to Belfast, but going there seems rather
risky,” Chuck was a little provoking.
“Go to Dublin,” said Danny. “Go pray for the
souls of your grandparents and ask for forgiveness
in front of the GPO.”
“I have family in Belfast,” Chuck developed
the skills he had mastered during hitchiking.
“How are they doing?” asked Dermot.
“Well, I think, but they complain about terrorists,”
continued Chuck.
“Who are you calling a terrorist?” said Danny.
“Brits don’t plant bombs in Dublin,” noticed
Chuck.
“Don’t be an ass,” Dermot responded. “Eight
hundred years of pillaging and killing isn’t
enough?”
“You’re a fanatic.”
“And you’re talking like some of the whites
in South Africa.”
“That’s right,” agreed Chuck, enticing them
further and further into his swamp. “People
who live in place for several hundred years
have a right to the land.”
“And hang all the blacks?” asked Dermot politely.
“England brought them civilization, as it did
to Ireland.”
“With the spontaneous support of the rest of
the population like in 1846?” Danny laughed
harshly.
“One more myth,” Chuck shot back. “It’s enough
to look at statistics. If not for England’s
help, the losses would be…”
“Help? He, he!” roared Danny. “Statistics?
Check the Britannica. You will find Great Falls
or the Great Fire of London but not one word
about the Great Famine. And we’re talking about
more than one million dead! Today we would call
it a crime against humanity.”
“Call it anything, but you can’t constantly
be involved in the past,” objected Chuck.
“Frankie Hughes and Bobby Sands are not the
past.”
A fight broke out at a table between the front
door and the bar. Kieran, doubling as a bouncer,
quickly shoved the two combatants outside where
they faded into a crowd. Peace descended on
faces yellow in the light of the Chinese paper
lantern over the bar.