Characters: GR8-6 - A male 21-year-old Agricultural Engineering major 24KAU - A 20-year-old nursing student

Actual CHAT Talk	Translation into Standard English
GR8-6: Hey QT, Wazzup?	:
24KAU: Howdy stranger, KOC	:
GR8-6: What up with that, GF, no KOL?	:
24KAU: LOL, maybe I'm :-c because you haven't called in a week!	:
GR8-6: I am :O. I have been TOY. Didn't you get my PM?	:
24KAU: What PM? :( You sure you haven't been seeing someone else on the side? >:-(	:
GR8-6: No way babe! LUWAMH!	:
24KAU: ROFLUTS	:
GR8-6: No, I'm serious. I'd die without U, YL.	:
24KAU: OK I believe U, but I've been so \-o Yesterday I had to POAHF and go to bridge with my ma.	:
GR8-6: LSHMBH. Did you win? :->	:
24KAU: I don't play bridge, you moron! :P	:
GR8-6: CID I'm sorry, I should have called, <:-) Can I come over now?	:
24KAU: Not now, I've got to see my shrink at 7. TTYL	:
GR8-6: Wait a minnit! What about later?	:
24KAU: Maybe :-| AFAIK I'm free.	:
GR8-6: Great, wanna go out for [_]D and &&&?	:
24KAU: Maybe. TTFN. BBS.	:
GR8-6: OIC, like that. I'm gonna get :*)	:

Sometime later that night....

24KAU: Anybody there? \-O	(Write a translation in standard English here) :
GR8-6: Yo Babe, wht's cookin goood lookin, I LYLYLYLY ken I come over now?	:
24KAU: LHU, what have U been doing while I was AFK?	:
GR8-6: Well, actually, FYI, I sorta got drunk :-}	:
24KAU: Couldn't wait for me, huh? |-D	:
GR8-6: No,:-@. I din't even leave the house. I've been home alone all night!	:
24KAU: You expect me to believe that? :-||	:
GR8-6: AFAIK BEG	:
24KAU: U R terrrible! Well, it's too late to go out now. BBN	:
GR8-6: What! You just got back. Don't go, I'm begging ya here....	:
24KAU: ROFL You better just go to bed, or I'll tell your mother you got durnk on a school nite...:-?)	:
GR8-6: You wouldn't! :0 If you do, YBS!	:
24KAU: Just kidding :-X	:
GR8-6: OK SYS	:
24KAU: G'night SWAK	: