The Best Quotes The Internet Has to Offer

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

-Mark Twain

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.

-Willie Tyler

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

-Albert Einstein

If I die young, bury me in satin; Lay me down on a, bed of roses:Sink me in the river, at dawn;Send me away with the words of a love song.

-The Band Perry

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.

-Katharine Graham

All men are equal before fish.

-Herbert Hoover

I'm in trouble;I'm an addict;I'm addicted to this girl;She's got my heart tied in a knot;And my stomach in a whirl.

-NeverShoutNever

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

-Anonymous

Half of the people in the world are below average.

-Anonymous

Go back to the place we knew before;Retrace our steps to the basement door;I'll ask you if the rain still makes you smile.

-All Time Low

Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.

-Anonymous

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

-Anonymous

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen;Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention; I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives.

-Panic! At The Disco

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

-Anonymous

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

-Leon Joseph Suenens

Sing us a song, you're the piano man, Sing us a song tonight, Well, we're all in the mood for a melody, And you've got us all feelin' all right.

-Billy Joel

Whatever you are be a good one.

-Abraham Lincoln

Misery is almost always the result of thinking.

-Anonymous

A long, long time ago...I can still remember, How that music used to make me smile.

-Don McLean