I got a harsh sentence
They sentenced me to death
I sat on the electric chair
Said good-bye to my car
I hoped that at least
I could change chairs
Because they say
"If you change your place you change your luck"
Chorus:
Hey yo ya
I ask you
Hey yo ya
You answer me
Hey yo ya
Is it fair?
Hey yo ya
You don't know
My brother used to collect stamps
That's why he worked in the post office
He would sort the mail
Even got promoted
One day a supervisor noticed
That he also collected letters
From his job he was immediately fired
Because all good things must have an end
Chorus
I had an uncle who was so lazy
He was too tired even to nap
He'd go off to the ant
Come back tired
If he wasn't so stupid
He'd know there was
More to the saying:
"See the path and learn"
Chorus
My cousin wanted to learn to swim
So he could surf all day
He learned to swim by correspondence course
From a famous lifeguard
When he finally got in the water
Within seconds he was gone
Two jumped in right away
Drowning the two from the one
Chorus
