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Book Reviews

A review of Bill O'Reilly's new book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity

A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity
By Bill O'Reilly (COM'75) Nonfiction (Broadway Books)

By his own admission, O’Reilly is a champion bloviator. In his latest book, the political commentator and host of The O’Reilly Factor explains where that brash style comes from, offering a look at the people and places that influenced him, including Boston University. (Among other insights, O’Reilly writes about life on Commonwealth Avenue in the 1970s and makes an impassioned defense of sobriety.) The title is based on the words of his third grade teacher at St. Brigid’s, a nun who said in exasperation, “William, you are a bold, fresh piece of humanity.” She may have meant it as a reprimand, but O’Reilly seems to have taken it as gospel. – Jessica Leving (COM’10)

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Standing Your Ground
By Bill O'Reilly (COM'75)
An excerpt from A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity (Broadway Books)

Because I love that dirty water,
Oh, oh, Boston, you’re my home.

— The Standells, “Dirty Water”

To walk down Boston’s Commonwealth Avenue in the autumn of 1973 was to witness history unfolding. Hippies, college kids, booze heads, townies, and actual working people, blue-collar to the highest white-shoe professions, all intermingled daily. In the midst of this diversity they probably shared only one interest in common, and it was a really big deal: President Richard Nixon, long known as “Tricky Dick,” was in huge trouble. He might even go to prison. People talked about little else.

For a year, Washington Post investigative reporters Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward, relatively unknown at the time, had been chasing down leads in the Watergate story. Now, thanks largely to them, Nixon was on the ropes. As you can imagine, all of us journalism students at Boston University’s School of Public Communication closely followed every twist and turn. Almost every day there were new and exciting stories:

• October 10, Vice President Spiro Agnew quits. Days later, he’s indicted for federal income tax evasion. He would subsequently plead no contest and be convicted.

• October 20, Nixon orders Attorney General Elliot Richardson to fire Watergate Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox, who was aggressively challenging Nixon’s dodges. Richardson refuses. Nixon fires him and his deputy, William Ruckelshaus. Robert Bork takes over and fires Cox. All hell is breaking loose around the country after this so-called Saturday night massacre.

• Impeachment talk heats up, and to think, just a year earlier Nixon had defeated South Dakota Senator George McGovern in a national landslide. He would resign the following August.

There simply was no better time to be studying journalism in America. I really lucked out. The divisive Vietnam War and the ensuing protests had dramatically changed the country, leading to the Age of Aquarius, where social liberalism blossomed. For example, in 1973 the Supreme Court by a vote of 7-2 affirmed Roe v. Wade as the law of the land; for the first time abortion was legal all across the USA. That never would have happened had the country not moved to the left so quickly.

But while the fetus could now be destroyed in the womb, convicted killers had been granted a reprieve, as the Supremes, a year earlier, had ruled the death penalty unconstitutional. The case, Furman v. Georgia, was a closely decided 5-4 vote. And as America continued its liberal march, there I was, your budding bold, fresh correspondent, right smack-dab in the middle of it.

But, as they say, let the peace/love buyer beware.

As the “power to the people” brigades reached the height of their influence, self-indulgence and arrogance were bringing many flower children crashing down. Crazy nonsense was all over the place. Violent Black Panthers were celebrated as good guys, while brave U.S. service people fighting for their country were labeled villains. Some awful things were “going down.” As Buffalo Springfield sang. For me, the Beatles best summed up the hazy Age of Aquarius atmosphere:

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

That would be from “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” the song I mentioned in chapter one. Unfortunately, LSD and other drugs were everywhere at BU. Getting stoned was routine. Everybody was doing it. Everybody, that is, but me.

Continuing my antidrug posture, I adopted the same mode of behavior I had at Marist: total abstention from substances. By now, I actually hated drugs, because a couple of my Levittown friends had become hard-core addicts, and I witnessed their degeneration up close and personal. I saw them break the hearts of their mothers. I saw them steal from their fathers and friends. I witnessed their complete debasement and ultimately watched as they destroyed themselves. There was nothing I could do. One died in his thirties; the other went to prison.

Drinking, too — I couldn’t stand it. At a high school party, I watched as inebriated kids vomited all over my friend’s house. Myles’s parents had gone to Florida and foolishly left the eighteen-year-old in charge. Those bombed kids caused thousands of dollars of damage to the place and didn’t care a whit. Why? Because they were drunk out of their minds, that’s why.

As I’ve said before, I’ve never been intoxicated or taken any illegal drug, including marijuana. Now, I know some people think this is weird, but I am proud of it. I made a decision: I did not want to be under the influence of anything other than my own dubious personality. Ever.

So I stood my ground at Boston University and lost some social opportunities because of my antidrug position. So be it. I still had a great time, and I remember all of it. And I never hurt anyone or destroyed anything while under the influence. I never vomited in the bushes or drove drunk. Good for me.

Still, I was often alone that year. While strobe lights streaked and bongs stoked up, I went to the movies. American Graffiti was my favorite. Where were you in 1962? Well, I was attending St. Brigid’s School, learning it wasn’t all about me; that’s where I was.

Truth be told, I liked my country better pre-Vietnam. It was more fun. The Aquarius deal was too confusing. I mean, John Lennon thought he was a walrus. What was that all about? Grace Slick wanted us to feed our heads. Great. But what happens when you overdose, Grace? Do you feel bad because you encouraged drug use? And Jim Morrison wanted to light our fires; remember that great song? Morrison wound up dead in a bathtub at age twenty-seven.

Where was Lesley Gore when I needed her?

Looking back, I remember being home from school in the summer of ’73 and having a very pretty girl from Huntington, Long Island, invite me to a party. As soon as we arrived, a giant cloud of pot smoke hit us right between the eyes.

“Far out,” she said.

“Let’s get out,” I answered.

One of us departed.

Confronting Hatred

Upon reflection, I count my stand against the temptations of the time as another major turning point in my life. Instead of chasing Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit,” I concentrated on pursuing a career. While some other BU students delved into being dazed and confused on a daily basis, I was focused and determined. I was going to be the next Woodward or Bernstein, whichever one was better looking.

By the way, as with my religious beliefs, I did not openly criticize those who took up the stoned life unless they were very close to me. Then I’d try to persuade them back to sobriety. And to this day, I won’t lecture people about their personal behavior unless it harms another person. I have too much on my karmic rap sheer to be throwing stones at anyone else. Besides, people like Hunter S. Thompson made a good living in journalism actually using chemicals as a prop. But, as you may know, Thompson eventually killed himself, so maybe he’s not a great example.

Anyway, as 1974 unfolded, the dramatic action continued. President Ford eventually pardoned Nixon, probably dooming his own reelection chances. Ford also pardoned the Vietnam draft dodgers. One of them, Muhammad Ali, beat the fearsome George Foreman in a huge Africa prizefight. Happy Days debuted on TV, and Blazing Saddles was a hit at the movies.

But on the ground in Boston, it was all about race and busing. Embracing the liberal social policies of the day, a federal judge named Arthur Garrity had ordered South Boston High School to be integrated. To achieve that end, it was decided that scores of black students were to be forcibly bused into the all-white school from distant neighborhoods. South Boston was (and is to this day) one tough neighborhood, dominated by working-class Irish and Italians who are generally suspicious of outsiders and of authority in general. Back in ’74, Southie, as it is called, was entirely inhabited by white people, and most who lived there wanted it to stay that way.

So, after the judge proclaimed this busing order, blatant hatred took to the streets. There were threats and protests and major fear and loathing (Hunter S. Thompson’s signature phrase). Everybody knew that when the first buses rolled into Southie, anything could happen, and all of it would be bad.

Through sheer persistence and hard work, I had become a columnist for the Daily Free Press, BU’s student newspaper. That position gave me the latitude to cover whatever I wanted. So early in the morning on integration day, I rode the T (Boston’s tramway system) down to South Boston. It didn’t take long for a major story to unfold. Here’s how I described it in print:

By 7:50 a.m., they were all assembled. Names like Conroy, O’Brien, Leary, LaRosa, and Mosso. Plenty of red-haired people with light skin and blue eyes. Young women with acne-infested complexions and thick thighs. Tough-looking boys wearing beach hats and patches of thin facial hair that might one day be beards. Toothless old women were there too, their sunken faces reflecting a life that refused to allow them the luxury of growing old gracefully. And, of course, the priests were there, trying futilely to calm their flawed flock...

At 8:05, the first bus arrived. Small black faces peered dumbfounded from behind bus windows. “F— you, n—,” someone yelled. The obscene chorus swelled. A rock hit the bus. The children were led safely off the vehicle by police, their eyes showing bewilderment and fear. But their confusion had not yet turned to hatred

Out in the street, mothers wheeling babies yelled the vilest obscenities. Six-year-old children stood next to them echoing the filthy idioms. One kid was especially agitated.

“How old are you?” I asked.

“Thirteen.”

“You go to school?”

“Yeah, but I ain’t goin’ ’til the n——s clear out.”

At that point, the kid’s mother turned around.

“Don’t talk to him, Brian,” she said. “Don’t talk to anyone you don’t know. If they’re not from around here, don’t have anything to do with them.”

There was much more to my article, but you get the idea. The fact that I was witnessing history made a deep impression on me, and so did the unfairness of the situation. No American child should have been put in the position of those kids on the buses; both sides were desperately wrong. I was saddened that my people, the Irish, acted so hatefully toward innocent children. I was also furious that the federal system could not have found a better way to integrate schools. No sane government uses kids as canon fodder in an ideological war.

From that day on, I knew for certain that journalism would be my profession.

Thank God — and I mean that literally — I was given some writing and speaking ability. I was born with it. I have never taken a writing class or a public-speaking seminar. It was just there.

Now, I’m not a writer on the level of Norman Mailer or a speaker like Barack Obama, who is an amazing orator. But I can wield the pen and speak my mind without fear. These gifts were given to me, I believe, by a higher power. I respect my talent and try to use it for positive change, something I believe I have accomplished over my career.

Again, had I been sidetracked by trivial pursuits, had my brain been shrouded in chemical fog, I would not have seen my vocation so clearly. I would not have been standing out there on that warm September morning in South Boston. But I was there, and I will never forget it.

Sensing I might have nailed the busing story, I sent my article to Pete Hamill, the legendary New York City–based newspaper columnist. I admired Hamill’s work, and my father loved him. Like many students, I was looking for feedback. Unfortunately, Pete Hamill didn’t know me at all, and I didn’t expect a reply. But, a few weeks later, he sent me a very kind letter full of praise and advice.

That push from Pete gave me confidence and courage. Years later, I ran into Hamill and told him that. We became friends. He’s the man I admire most in print journalism.

Throughout that fall at BU, covering stories became a passion for me. I loved going places and seeing new things. I ran around Boston annoying the hell out of everyone, but bringing back good, crisp copy. In addition to the Free Press, I got stuff published in the Boston Phoenix and the Real Paper. Then, I recycled the articles into class assignments. Somehow, this worked out great. How could I get a bad grade if somebody had paid me for a piece and it ran on page two?

Full Exposure

Without a doubt, my most enjoyable story that semester was a meeting with the infamous stripper Fanne Foxe, aka “the Argentine Firecracker.” This was huge because Ms. Fanne had become an international news sensation. At two in the morning on October 7, 1974, Democratic Congressman Wilbur Mills, the powerful Ways and Means Committee leader from Ohio, was stopped by U.S. Park Police officers in Washington, D.C., because his chauffeur was driving with the headlights off. Later, authorities determined that Mills was drunk as the proverbial skunk.

As cops approached Mills’ car that evening, a young woman leaped from the vehicle and ran into the nearby Tidal Basin, a swampy pool of water. Police chased her down and sent her to St. Elizabeth’s Hospital for observation.

The woman’s name was Annabella Battistella, a thirty-eight-year-old striptease dancer from Argentina who performed under the name of Fanne Foxe, “the Argentine Firecracker.” This entire incident, of course, did not look good for the married Mills, and naturally, the press went wild, labeling Ms. Battistella the “Tidal Basin Bombshell.”

While Mills went into damage-control mode, saying that he and the bombshell were just “friends,” drinking buddies if you will, the resourceful Fanne went to work. Her agent immediately booked her on a cross-country strip tour, and one of the first stops was Boston.

Thank you, God.

On a cool November night, I ventured into Boston’s notorious Combat Zone, a vice-ridden area just north of Boston Common. There, I met Ms. Bombshell backstage at the Pilgrim Theatre, where she was preparing to take off her clothes for three thousand dollars, a hefty one-night sum in 1974.

The woman was very nice to me and my photographer, Conn O’Neill, two young Irish guys just trying to get through school. In fact, the Foxette actually changed into her costume right before our eyes, displaying an admirable female form. Am I actually getting paid for this? I thought. The answer was no. But it was okay.

Under my byline, the following words appeared the next day in the Free Press:

Ms. Foxe spoke with a soft Ricky Ricardo accent while talking about the infamous Mills incident. She put it this way, “Meester Mills took four of us out for dinner, dancing, and champagne at a nightclub in Washington. His wife had a hurt foot so she didn’t come. I was sick with the flu and had been taking antibiotics, so after my fifth glass of champagne, I felt sick and dizzy.

“Normally, I don’t drink hard liquor, maybe a little brandy once in a while, but five glasses of champagne would never get me drunk. It was the combination of the champagne and antibiotics that made me dizzy.

“I don’t remember much else. I panicked when the police stopped us and ran out. I didn’t want to see the police. Meester Mills tried to stop me but my elbow hit his glasses and they broke, cutting his face. I got out of the car and, being dizzy, fell into the basin. That’s all that happened.”

Made sense to me. Like the Ghostbusters, I was ready to believe her.

So Fanne had her story and she was sticking to it. Who was I to argue? I wasn’t there with her and the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee. Had I been there, perhaps things would have turned out differently, as I would not have been drinking and always drive with the lights on. But, again, I was not there.

After about twenty minutes, I told Ms. Foxe I was grateful for her time and turned to leave. She smiled and hit me with this:

“I don’t like to show ‘everything,’ but I think I’ll keep on dancing for two years and then go to medical school.”

Okay.

Out in the audience, I grabbed a seat as far away from the clientele as possible. My assignment was to cover Fanne Foxe, not get knifed. Here’s how I summed up her performance:

Fanne whirls out onstage and in no time is down to her underwear. Like a jerk, I am wondering if she’s going to show everything. Not only does she show everything, but also — the way she moves it around — the everything seems to walk off the stage and come over to sit in your lap. The crowd loves it.

After the everything has been shown… Fanne saunters around the stage bantering with the audience and throwing candy to the patrons. She asks one guy what kind of candy he wants.

“Whatever Wilbur Mills didn’t eat,” he screams.

Fanne laughs along with the rest of the politically aware audience, finishes her act, and bounces off the stage, everything still intact.

I guess you gotta make a living.

When my story appeared the next day, I thought it was a home run. But some of the feminists at the Free Press thought otherwise. The women’s movement was just getting started and, truthfully, I was not engaged. Nor did I pretend to be. My first priority was finding out if I had talent, if I could cut it in the media world, not trying to figure out Betty Friedan.

So, seeking clarity on that front, I sent the Fanne piece to the feared movie reviewer Rex Reed, a guy who loathed many things and was not shy about saying so. Think Simon Cowell. I figured if Reed thought the piece was good, I knew I had something going in journalism.

A few days later, Rex Reed’s letter arrived on Chicago Tribune–New York News stationery:

Dear Bill:

I think there’s a solid future for you in journalism... that interview with Fanne Foxtail is simply great... better than anything that ran in the NY papers.

You really do have talent. I hope something good happens for you.

Years later, I told Rex Reed that he was directly responsible for my entering the field of mass communications and asked him if I should make that public.

He laughed and said he’d pay me not to.

What I learned at Boston University firmly set me on the course I continue to this day. Amidst the chaos of Commonwealth Avenue, I found an occupation that I enjoyed, that was noble (at least back then), and that I was certain was my vocational destiny.

To this day, I keep these lessons close:

• Work hard.

• Keep a clear head.

• Don't compromise when you know you're right.

• Don't fear authority.

• And definitely have a good time.

Destiny, I believe, played a role in my BU experience too. Here’s my backup for that statement: in February 2008, a Harris Poll stated that I, the bold, fresh guy, had been selected the most-liked newsperson in the United States of America. Of course, back in the day, I never dreamed that would ever happen. But it has, and there are many people to blame. You know who you are.

Published with permission from Bill O’Reilly.

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Comments

On 26 May 2009 at 2:52 PM, Mark Krone wrote:

In typical fashion, Mr. O'Reilly sees 1970s BU in black and white. He was good; everyone else was bad. He didn't do drugs;everyone else did. I defy anyone to read his self-congratulation without laughing. O'Reilly does not trouble himself to look into the history behind busing in Boston. Judge Garritty's order was the last straw in a 20 year batttle to get the city to integrate its schools. Since the moment when Brown v. Board of Education was announced, the Boston City Council ignored and then blocked any attempt to integrate the schools in an orderly, peaceful manner. The Council was a haven for clownish politicians who played to voter's fears. When other cities integrated by involving both black and white parents, Boston refused. The consequences of Garrity's ruling were tragic as many people left the city and others hardened their prejudices but the politicians had left him no alternative. Mr. O'Reilly's simplistic comments fail to take this into account.

On 26 April 2009 at 11:47 PM, Frank Dentremont DMD (GRS'77) wrote:

I've always thought it was a kudos to Boston University that Bill O'Reilly was a student here... now I didn't have a daily journal like Bill but I DID live in Warren Towers from 1973 to 1977 and historically his facts are correct. Unlike the title of his show, however, he definitely puts his own spin on the lifestyle at BU at that time... it was the best of times, and not the worst of times.

BU was in a rapid growth phase there, thanks to John Silber, and the 70's were a decade of transition for BU and Boston as it was for the rest of the nation. Sex and drugs and rock n' roll occurred at BU as in any social setting...his recollection seems to spin as if he were the only sane and sober adult at the institution. Thousands of other successful BU graduates will beg to differ.

I've often wondered if I ever ran into Bill when I was next door to SPC for the two years our college attendance coincided... likely not. He was too busy searching the Combat Zone for beauties, I was too busy searching the bowels of the Boston Public Library for term paper topics!

On 10 April 2009 at 5:07 PM, Robert Chase (ENG'73) wrote:

I remember that getting stoned in Boston had two meanings then, the real scary one was what the denizens of Southie did to the school busses as they rolled around the corner. To this day I can see in my mind's eye the television clips and hear the thuds of the stones landing on the side of busses carrying young kids. Never did the other part since I was too busy trying to learn to solve differential equations. I'd say most of my classmates were the same way so I really don't understand the back hand slap Mr. O'Reilly gives those of us who attended BU at the same time he did. I guess it's hard to understand Mr. O'Reilly most of the time anyway!

On 10 April 2009 at 2:50 PM, CM Wade (COM'97,'98) wrote:

Good thing he went into broadcast journalism. The man can't write worth a dime.

On 10 April 2009 at 9:39 AM, Myron Binder (CAS'64) wrote:

Thank you for publishing this excerpt from O'Reilly's book. I had been considering buying/reading it, but now I know that would be a magnanimous waste of time & money. O'Reilly proves here to be totally self-absorbed; to be self-deluded by a false image since the reality is he is of limited intellect that is constantly being further diminished by an inability to look at the world with eyes not pre-disposed to seeing what he wants to see. Oh yes, the lack of intelligence is also clearly displayed by his bland, insipid writing style with its complete lack of depth.

On 7 April 2009 at 7:53 PM, Michelle Kelley-Shea (DGE'73) wrote:

Yes, BU in 1973. You got it right, Bill-the good parts, and the bad. Southie was a dangerous place for anyone not native, and Comm. Ave. was always an experience. Thanks for bringing back the memories! And please don't forget the bumper sticker that proclaimed: "Don't blame me - I'm from Massachussetts!"

On 7 April 2009 at 7:53 PM, Pete Smillie (ENG'70) wrote:

Bill O'Reilly is an egocentric bully. I'm sad that his time at BU didn't broaden his mind. Once he claimed to have won two Peabody awards; and now he's the most liked newsman in America! You almost make us laugh, Bill.

On 7 April 2009 at 7:00 PM, Claire Molner (CAS'78) wrote:

Hey, I was there in 1973 and Bill O'Reilly was NOT the only non-stoned/drunk/stupid student at BU. He maligns us. We worked hard, we had fun, not everyone was stoned. Southie, though, was scary.

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